Oh vey. My Daddy has lost his mind.

I just got off the phone with my parents. My dad called cause apparently he finally realized we weren't kidding when my mom, sister, and I were discussing me moving to the UK after graduation in a year.

Dad: You're moving to England?!
Me: *patiently* Yes, Daddy, I've been telling you this for a month or so now.
Dad: You can't move to England.
Me: *still patient* Why not?
Dad: Cause I'm gonna have you arrested.
Me: *not so patient* For what?!
Dad: Stealing my heart.
Me: *snerks*
Dad: I'm serious!
Me: I know you are, which is why I'm laughing.
Dad: You can't move to England! What if you and Daniel don't get along and break up?
Me: I'm not moving to England for Daniel, I'm moving to England cause I've wanted to live there since I was a little girl. I'd probably have gone even without my boyfriend living there.
Dad: You have? Since when?!
Me: *slowly* Since I was a little girl. Pay attention!
Dad: Its too far away, you can't go.
Me: Daddy, its better than New York, right?**
Dad: *swiftly* Hell yeah! But you're still not moving to England!
Me: Sure, Daddy. Whatever you say, Daddy.
Dad: Are you being sarcastic? (to my mother) I think she's being sarcastic.
Me: *laughs*

**My Dad has an hypocritical fear of me living anywhere in the state of New York--I say hypocritical cause he was raised up state.

A few minutes after that, my mom got on the phone.

Me: Has Daddy completely lost his mind?
Mom: *without hesitation* Yes. He's already called your uncle to get him to start telling horror stories about when he lived in England with the Air Force.
Me: Didn't Uncle Pat love living in England?
Mom: Which is why your dad's plan has backfired spectacularly--your uncle is very excited about you moving to England. He'll have a legitimate reason to visit.
Me: *laughs*