Another fic quote
Jun. 10th, 2010 11:03 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
jadelyntateGarcia is trying to make Spencer jealous of Reid so he'll get with the program and they'll get together. Here are a couple quotes that just...cracked me up. The story, called Garcia's Divine Intervention, can be found HERE.
Quote One
“Maybe it’s from Gideon,” Emily tried. “You two were close, right? And he did leave you that letter.”
Reid’s eyes widened and he smiled, turning to Hotch. “That could be right. The quote on the card yesterday mentioned love, but it also mentioned knowledge. Maybe I was focusing on the wrong part.”
Hotch still looked unconvinced, but didn’t try to stop Reid from ripping the paper off the package. Reid tilted his head to look into the box, his cheeks reddening at his discovery. “It’s not from Gideon,” he deadpanned, trying to close the lid.
Unfortunately, before he could get the box closed, Derek snatched it from his hands, flinging the top off. Derek started laughing, Emily gasped, and Hotch continued to frown.
“Flavored lube?” Derek chuckled, moving the box from hand to hand as Reid tried to grab it. “Man, at least you know his intentions!”
Quote Two
She watched as Reid returned to his desk, ignoring Derek’s catcalls and JJ’s confused expression. He very casually placed the present in his desk drawer, but left the drawer cracked. Garcia perked up at the action, studying his body language as he glanced down every few minutes at the present.
“He likes it,” she squealed, gauging his reaction. “He likes the attention. That’s so cute.” Suddenly a thought occurred to her. She leaned back in her chair and pulled her glasses off. “Oh my God, I’m seducing Spencer Reid.”
It was an awkward thought, but it soon thawed as she watched the camera footage. He was just such a hopeless puppy at times. Putting her glasses back on, she gave a determined lift to her chin. “Well, if he doesn’t want you, baby, then I’m sure going to make him wish he did.”
Quote Three
When Derek tried giving him a look he didn’t understand, the other man sighed. “Anal beads,” Derek whispered before grinning. “Talk about kinky.”
Reid stared at him in disbelief. “You expect me to believe that people enjoy putting beads up their…backsides?”
“Oh, I so didn’t want to give him a sex talk,” JJ groaned. “Emily, you do it.”
“Me?” Emily squeaked. “What makes you think I know anything about those things?”
“Come on, girl,” Derek teased, winking. “We all know you’re a hot mama.”
Quote Four
“Unbelievable. You buy a few little items on porn sites and they never let you forget it. Vultures.”
Quote Five
“There are plenty of other hot porn sites out there. Believe me, I’m being spammed by all of them.”
Quote One
“Maybe it’s from Gideon,” Emily tried. “You two were close, right? And he did leave you that letter.”
Reid’s eyes widened and he smiled, turning to Hotch. “That could be right. The quote on the card yesterday mentioned love, but it also mentioned knowledge. Maybe I was focusing on the wrong part.”
Hotch still looked unconvinced, but didn’t try to stop Reid from ripping the paper off the package. Reid tilted his head to look into the box, his cheeks reddening at his discovery. “It’s not from Gideon,” he deadpanned, trying to close the lid.
Unfortunately, before he could get the box closed, Derek snatched it from his hands, flinging the top off. Derek started laughing, Emily gasped, and Hotch continued to frown.
“Flavored lube?” Derek chuckled, moving the box from hand to hand as Reid tried to grab it. “Man, at least you know his intentions!”
Quote Two
She watched as Reid returned to his desk, ignoring Derek’s catcalls and JJ’s confused expression. He very casually placed the present in his desk drawer, but left the drawer cracked. Garcia perked up at the action, studying his body language as he glanced down every few minutes at the present.
“He likes it,” she squealed, gauging his reaction. “He likes the attention. That’s so cute.” Suddenly a thought occurred to her. She leaned back in her chair and pulled her glasses off. “Oh my God, I’m seducing Spencer Reid.”
It was an awkward thought, but it soon thawed as she watched the camera footage. He was just such a hopeless puppy at times. Putting her glasses back on, she gave a determined lift to her chin. “Well, if he doesn’t want you, baby, then I’m sure going to make him wish he did.”
Quote Three
When Derek tried giving him a look he didn’t understand, the other man sighed. “Anal beads,” Derek whispered before grinning. “Talk about kinky.”
Reid stared at him in disbelief. “You expect me to believe that people enjoy putting beads up their…backsides?”
“Oh, I so didn’t want to give him a sex talk,” JJ groaned. “Emily, you do it.”
“Me?” Emily squeaked. “What makes you think I know anything about those things?”
“Come on, girl,” Derek teased, winking. “We all know you’re a hot mama.”
Quote Four
“Unbelievable. You buy a few little items on porn sites and they never let you forget it. Vultures.”
Quote Five
“There are plenty of other hot porn sites out there. Believe me, I’m being spammed by all of them.”
