jadelyntate

Dear Mickey Mouse Asswipes

Rapunzel is the tale
of a demur girl confined in a tower
by an evil witch. It is about how
she is forced to watch and learn
of the world from her lonely
one-room tower with her
only companion being
the witch who confined her
in the first place. It is about
this sweet, naive girl
finding the strength to defy
her warden.

Its is not about
a swash-buckling hero
named Flynn Rider
who seems to have been taken
from "The Bold and the Beautiful"
and how he stumbles upon
a feisty teen girl who just
happens to have 70 feet
of pretty blond hair
that he can use for a rope ladder
and that she uses
to tie him up.

I do not know why
you feel the need
to rename a princess flick
into something that sounds
like a Lifetime movie about a
murdered salon owner
but I lament the fact
that a princess movie can
no longer be named for its princess
because you, who seem to have
lost your sanity
believe young boys would rather
go see "Tangled" instead of "Rapunzel."

My only consolation
is that Walt Disney
is not alive to see
how you have turned
his dreams into a
monetary obsession.