This is what happens when I get bored...
Feb. 12th, 2011 05:50 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
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Dear suicide hotline,
Did you seriously just put me on hold?
Sincerely, really?!
Dear multiple choice,
I haven't used B in a while...
Sincerely, didn't study.
Dear Twilight fans,
Let's do some math! Harry Potter > Voldemort. Voldemort > Cedric Diggory. Cedric Diggory = Edward Cullen. Therefore, Harry Potter > Edward Cullen.
Sincerely, suck on that.
Dear verification codes,
Just because we aren't robots, doesn't mean we can read the deranged-looking gibberish you put in those boxes.
Sincerely, a three year old drew this.
Dear Stephanie Meyer,
Please note that when the love of Hermione's life left her, she continued to search for the keys to destroying the world's most powerful dark wizard. When the love of Bella's life left her, she curled up in the fetal position, went numb for months then jumped off a cliff.
Sincerely, J. K. Rowling.
Dear phone,
Why do you only butt dial the people I don't want to talk to?
Sincerely, annnnnd now they're calling back.
Dear slinky,
You and I are going places.
Sincerely, escalator.
Dear GPS,
Please stop trying to kill me.
Sincerely, that was a one-way street.
Dear schools,
How is being suspended a punishment for skipping?
Sincerely, logic.
Dear campus,
Please salt the sidewalks, they taste bland when I fall.
Sincerely, accident prone student.
Dear teachers,
You don't like to grade it, we don't like to do it. Am I sensing a truce here?
Sincerely, students everywhere.
Dear final paper,
What time are you due exactly? I need to plan my crash accordingly.
Sincerely, laptop.
Dear margins, footnotes and double spacing,
Thank you, thank you, thank you!
Sincerely, barely made that one!
Dear parents,
Please stop telling us that spiders are more afraid of us than we are of them. When was the last time you talked to a spider?
Sincerely, still afraid of spiders.
Dear Internet Explorer,
Thank you for being the #1 browser that people use to download a better browser.
Sincerely, Safari, Firefox and Chrome
Dear answers in back of math books,
Thanks for ensuring I at least get 50% right.
Sincerely, math haters everywhere.
Dear parents,
Jasmine was in a relationship with a dirty homeless boy named Aladdin. Snow White lived alone with 7 men. Pinnochio was a liar. Robin Hood was a thief. Tarzan walked around without clothes on. A stranger kissed sleeping beauty and she married him. Cinderella lied and snuck out at night to attend a party.
Sincerely, it's not our fault, it's how you raised us
Dear dad,
I know I'm bigger than the spider. I'm bigger than a hand grenade too, but I'm still afraid of those.
Sincerely, yes, it is necessary to drown it in raid
Dear finals,
They may be doing you, but all they can think about is me.
Sincerely, sleep
Dear math teacher,
If there are 11 students in the algebra class and 9 of them are failing, how long will it take for you to realize that you suck as a teacher?
Sincerely, how's that for a math question?
Dear teacher,
Can you please keep it down. I'm trying to sleep.
Sincerely, the student in the back
Dear Death,
We'll trade Dobby for Justin Bieber.
Sincerely, the world
Dear student,
I have your life. If you ever want to see it again, you will bring me $40,000. You must additionally work as my unpaid servant for four years.
Sincerely, college
Dear rehab,
BRB
Sincerely, Lindsey Lohan
Dear procrastinators of the world,
If you are reading this, I've done my job.
Sincerely, distraction
Dear icy sidewalk,
We meet again.
Sincerely, my butt
Dear Google Images,
When I enter new moon, I mean an actual moon... not Robert Pattinson.
Sincerely, Frustrated 9th Grader
Dear Headlights,
O_O
Sincerely, Deer
Dear suicide hotline,
Did you seriously just put me on hold?
Sincerely, really?!
Dear multiple choice,
I haven't used B in a while...
Sincerely, didn't study.
Dear Twilight fans,
Let's do some math! Harry Potter > Voldemort. Voldemort > Cedric Diggory. Cedric Diggory = Edward Cullen. Therefore, Harry Potter > Edward Cullen.
Sincerely, suck on that.
Dear verification codes,
Just because we aren't robots, doesn't mean we can read the deranged-looking gibberish you put in those boxes.
Sincerely, a three year old drew this.
Dear Stephanie Meyer,
Please note that when the love of Hermione's life left her, she continued to search for the keys to destroying the world's most powerful dark wizard. When the love of Bella's life left her, she curled up in the fetal position, went numb for months then jumped off a cliff.
Sincerely, J. K. Rowling.
Dear phone,
Why do you only butt dial the people I don't want to talk to?
Sincerely, annnnnd now they're calling back.
Dear slinky,
You and I are going places.
Sincerely, escalator.
Dear GPS,
Please stop trying to kill me.
Sincerely, that was a one-way street.
Dear schools,
How is being suspended a punishment for skipping?
Sincerely, logic.
Dear campus,
Please salt the sidewalks, they taste bland when I fall.
Sincerely, accident prone student.
Dear teachers,
You don't like to grade it, we don't like to do it. Am I sensing a truce here?
Sincerely, students everywhere.
Dear final paper,
What time are you due exactly? I need to plan my crash accordingly.
Sincerely, laptop.
Dear margins, footnotes and double spacing,
Thank you, thank you, thank you!
Sincerely, barely made that one!
Dear parents,
Please stop telling us that spiders are more afraid of us than we are of them. When was the last time you talked to a spider?
Sincerely, still afraid of spiders.
Dear Internet Explorer,
Thank you for being the #1 browser that people use to download a better browser.
Sincerely, Safari, Firefox and Chrome
Dear answers in back of math books,
Thanks for ensuring I at least get 50% right.
Sincerely, math haters everywhere.
Dear parents,
Jasmine was in a relationship with a dirty homeless boy named Aladdin. Snow White lived alone with 7 men. Pinnochio was a liar. Robin Hood was a thief. Tarzan walked around without clothes on. A stranger kissed sleeping beauty and she married him. Cinderella lied and snuck out at night to attend a party.
Sincerely, it's not our fault, it's how you raised us
Dear dad,
I know I'm bigger than the spider. I'm bigger than a hand grenade too, but I'm still afraid of those.
Sincerely, yes, it is necessary to drown it in raid
Dear finals,
They may be doing you, but all they can think about is me.
Sincerely, sleep
Dear math teacher,
If there are 11 students in the algebra class and 9 of them are failing, how long will it take for you to realize that you suck as a teacher?
Sincerely, how's that for a math question?
Dear teacher,
Can you please keep it down. I'm trying to sleep.
Sincerely, the student in the back
Dear Death,
We'll trade Dobby for Justin Bieber.
Sincerely, the world
Dear student,
I have your life. If you ever want to see it again, you will bring me $40,000. You must additionally work as my unpaid servant for four years.
Sincerely, college
Dear rehab,
BRB
Sincerely, Lindsey Lohan
Dear procrastinators of the world,
If you are reading this, I've done my job.
Sincerely, distraction
Dear icy sidewalk,
We meet again.
Sincerely, my butt
Dear Google Images,
When I enter new moon, I mean an actual moon... not Robert Pattinson.
Sincerely, Frustrated 9th Grader
Dear Headlights,
O_O
Sincerely, Deer
