jadelyntate | Dear Santa *giggles*

Shhh! I got this from Tsukino_Akume!

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In August I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). In January I bought porn for

obsessivemuch (-10 points). In March I caught a purse-snatcher who stole

admiral_chowder's purse (30 points). Last Saturday I gave

jaded_pen a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). In April I turned

purplestripe66 in for eating carbs (3 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-939 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!

Sincerely,
JadeTate